What a shit site.

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:45:34 GMT

Wow. Our band, To Be Announced has finally gotten around to recording a
song. Well, more me and gibson, but we'll get to recording as a group later. Anyway, enjoy:

Pound of Cheese

More later. Byebyes.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUVKFUCKVCUBSEFBHGTRN BENJT$BNGN BGTRGBDFBDF

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 00:34:44 GMT

Goddamn haircut. I fucking hate fucking fucking haircuts fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuc kfuckfcuckcufcujdrvgfewgvfewgt4ew

Goddamn I hate haircuts.

In an unrelated story, my schedule is:

First Semester:

1: Spanish 1 - Buriak

2: American government - Hanna (oh boy this'll be fun)

3: AP Prep Algebra II: adv. Systems - Bechtel (evolve or die)

4: Lunchylunchylunchylunch - McAndrew?

5: AP Prep English 9 - Cox

6: Biology 1 - Goodrum

7: Wind ensemble (What the fuck is with this computer, man? I got Concert Band)

8:
Q1: Tiger Marching Band - Day

Q2: Phys Ed. 9 - Yarber

Semester of the Second coming:

1: Spanish 2 - Buriak (fucking foreign language requirements in college)

2: Phys Ed 9 - Yarber

3: AP Prep Algebra II: Advanced Systems - Bechtel

4: Lunchylunchylunchylunchylunch - McAndrew????

5: AP Prep English 9 - Cox

6: Biology 2 - Goodrum

7: Wind Ensemble (The Fuck is with this computer?)

8: OFF THE CAMPUSESNESS

That's it. cool

This is one from the first album, not many own it.

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 03:58:38 GMT

Wow. Where to begin? This is my first entry in a while, so it's nice to see y'all not being in the s'th with't s'p on the c'ch.

so... I've heard something about the band "Par-Tay", and let me tell you, anything spelled "Par-Tay" is quite-gay, o-kay? If you can't spell, don't throw a party. You don't deserve it. Okay? That being said, it sounded quite off the hook and let me be the first to say that Dr. God will not go to a party where there are 50 people.I will NEVER do that. Regardless of the type of party, it's too similar to a rave. Raves are perhaps the gayest thing on the planet and ravers should be shot from the grassy knoll. I want to put a grassy knoll outside each rave just for the purposes of conspiracy shooting. Drug Dealers - you can help kill the ravers too! Exchange their E with cyanide. Why not? They deserve nothing better. Anyway, back to parties. They're generally gay. Hmm. That's about it. They're WAY too social, and as my love life is looking far, far down the metaphorical shitter, I'm probably going to piss some people the fuck off at prom, man, I'll think of something, you just wait.

and even better will be the afterparties of prom, where I will rip some poor fuckers house a new one, because the old one was boring. Ever had a shit taken in your sink? If you don't want to, Don't hold a prom party, bitch.

In any event, my point is that ravers, relationships, and general social interaction sucks.

Donkey balls.

of satan.

-The On-time Dr. God

I know I hate blogthings.

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:57:22 GMT

I know I hate blogthings but this is funny as shit

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:	NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO NOT JOHNNY DEPP, CARMEN ELEKTRA! CARMEN ELEKTRA! NOOOOOOOOOOO
This many times:	37 hehe Clerks.

Quiz created with MemeGen!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COCKSMOKERS.

I have officially decided to name my son "George 'This Time It's Personal' Cruickshank.

In other news, me taking the shit out of a survey.

1. What is your middle name? Robert, to later be legally changed to "This Time It's Personal".
2. What color underwear are you wearing now? Plaid. SCOTLAND BITCH
3. What are you listening to right now? Hong Kong... noises, fuck I don't know, Me typing.
4. what are the last 2 digits in ur phone number? 74
5. What was the last thing you ate? Popcorn + Marshmallows = AWESOME.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? BLOOD
7. How is the weather right now? IT's Hong Kong, what the fuck do you think? HUMID AS SHIT.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? I don't even remember.
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How little the odds are I'll get them.
10. Favorite type of Food? Steak/Beef/Meat. I'm a meatatarian. All you bastards are killing innocent plants!
11. Do you drink? No.
12. Do you smoke? No, I'm obviously not some fucking loser. I don't do either of these things on a regular basis.
13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did? NO YOU DUMBASSES
14. hair color? Brown
15. Eye Color: Brown
16. Do you wear contacts? No
17. Single? *sobs*
18. Favorite Month? The Eye of the tiger month.
19. Are you a virgin? NOOOOO, I'm not a virgin, I've only never had a girlfriend, what the FUCK do you think? DUMBFUCKS
20. Last Movie you Watched? War Of The Worlds
21. Favorite Day of the Year? The day where I kill you.
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yeah, otherwise I'd have a girlfriend probably...
24. Hugs or Kisses? both. Naked.
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? What the FUCK kind of question is that? SWIRL, BITCH.
26. Do you want your friends to respond back? WHat the fuck does this mean?
27. Who is most likely to respond? WHAT?
28. Who is least likely to respond? THE FUCK?
29. What books are you reading? THe Big book of shut the fuck up.
30. Piercings? My co...er... none.
31. Fav. Movie? Unreleased- about samurai gangstas, I know the creator.
32. Fav. baseball Team? Cubs because of Lee Elia.
34. Any Pets? not anymore.
35. AIM? youvebeenfuckedoverthisisntmyaim91
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter& salt, shitbitch.
37. Dogs or cats? Cats. If you think i'm femenine, you're retarded, as many evil villains have cats, the best of which is DR. FUCKNG CLAW.
38. Favorite Flower? Dead.
39. What do you do when you wake up in the A.M? A.M? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Bullshit, A.M. You almost had me going.
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from intermediate school? Generally.
41. What's on your desk? Clock, PAL tape, pokemon cartidges, pepsi, kisses wrappers, a con...dy wrapper.
42. Rock Concert or symphony? Most people would say rock. But the true rockers know that the symphony is more talented and more original. Of course, this all depends on the band, the songwriter, and its members.
43. Play or Opera? Operas have breaking shit and swordfights. You know what to go for.
44. Have you ever fired a gun? paintball. Past that no.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? Depends on the length of the flight.
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? I write with my right hand but I __________ with my left. Fill in the blank again.
47. What's on your screen saver? Screensavers are for people with social lives.
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1 bodylength that I fold in half to make it seem like 2.
49. Are you missing someone? NO YOU FUCKINMG FUCKERS
50. Did you like this survey: NO. You are gay and have way too much free time.

I rule. See you later then.

Annoying blog shit you probably love.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 06:42:55 GMT

Hmm. This is my chance to take shit people put into their blogs and piss on them. If you might be offended....

DON'T CLICK THIS LINK!

One I've been seeing a lot that's intriguing to me is this:

I'll be answering it and then commenting at the end.

() skipped school (Prerequisite for all losers: SKIP SCHOOL!)
() seen someone die (Nope. No, I have not seen someone die. Especially not in that back alley on Main St. Nope. And I DEFINITELY have not killed someone. No, Not me.)
() been in love (No, and none of you ever have been either, you can't tell the difference between love and lust and like. SHUT THE FUCK UP you can't truly love until you're older and know more about true feelings, so fuck off. I will get feedback on this, I could care less.)
() been dumped (No. I've also never had a girlfriend. And you thought I was bitter for no reason.)
(x) shoplifted (Once, and since then, I know how to get anything out of a store. Short of a bed or a TV, or something that big...)
(x) been in a fist fight (Yes I have. Very interesting too. Different stories from everyone. The point is, I can kick ass better now. It was once thought impossible.)
() snuck out of your parent's house (No. I don't need to, you see. My mom is cool with a lot of stuff. HA! Your parents SUCK!)
(x) Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back (They're called porno actresses.)
() gone on a blind date (There is no way to describe how stupid blind dates are. FUCK OFF.)
(x) been to Canada (I was too young to remember, but I got the general idea that CANADA KICKS ASS!)
() been to Mexico (No food poisoning for me, thanks.)
(x) been on a plane (more times than you EVER will. HA! You suck.)
() eaten Sushi (no. Seafood is sick.)
(x) been snowboarding (Yeah, during my "Extreme sports" phase. God that was gay.)
() been moshing at a concert (Close. Ever so close to moshing...)
(x) taken painkillers (legally. And illegally. again, very confused time there, fuck off if you think I suck.)
() love someone or miss someone right now (I will kill every last romantic I see if they keep shoving it in my face like this, FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKS.)
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (Yes, I have time for such mundane things as this.)
(x) made a snow angel (OOH YAAAAY SNOW ANGELS SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!)
() had a tea party (*Insane laughing sounds from me* no.)
() flown a kite (Tried, to no avail. Kites are gay.)
(x) built a sand castle (Yes. Yes I have. It had Black Hawks.)
() gone puddle jumping (no. I have jumped in puddles on my WAY to do things, and I still do. Water kicks ass, but fuck making an occasion for it.)
() played dress up (NO.)
() jumped into a pile of leaves (never found one big enough.)
(x) gone sledding (With a deathtrap sled.)
(x) cheated while playing a game (Cheaters never win my ass.)
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) been lonely (No further comment)
(x) fallen asleep at school (many times, in fact. During algebra.)
() watched the sun set (nope. Dumbasses.)
(x) felt an earthquake (I'm on- my- way.... to San-Fran-cisco)
(x) touched a snake (in Thailand. You all suck for not going to these places, have I said that before?)
(x) slept beneath the stars (only commies haven't.)
() been tickled (you perverts.)
(x) been robbed (Woohoo! Robbing, yeah!)
(again,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) been misunderstood (no further comment)
() petted a reindeer/goat (What the fuck?)
() won a contest (not me. Who needs to anyway?)
(x) had a parent run a red light (all the time.)
() been in a car accident (oh yeah, I love reconstructive surgery.)
() had braces (getting them in a few months. I thought I was an outcast before, look out, fuckers.)
(again,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) felt like an outcast (No further comment)
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (It was Ben and Jerry's, come on.)
(x) had a deja vu (Only when there's a glitch in the system.)
() hated the way you look (self-pitying pig fuckers.)
(x) witnessed a crime (it was so cool.)
() squished barefoot through the mud (I just LOVE worms, don't you?)
(x) been lost (Yes. ALL THE FUCKING TIME)
(x) been to the opposite side of the country (Yes. The Antimidwest side. You know it.)
(x) swam in the ocean (in Hong Kong, of all places. Eugh.)
() played cops and robbers (the cops like to molest the robbers, freaks.)
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (yes)
(x) sung karaoke (not at a karaoke place, but I've been told I kick ass.)
() paid for a meal with only coins (what kind of sick sadist does something like that?)
(x) made prank phone calls (Ha! They're great.)
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (colacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacolacola)
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue (weirdest shit, Illinois apparently has a high acid rain rating. Hmm.)
(x) danced in the rain (If you haven't, you suck.)
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus (Dear Cocksucker, last year I asked for a new bike. How Fucking kind of you to get me clothes and other assorted shit. Are the elves unionizing and you can't afford to make the good stuff anymore? Get me a rocket launcher next year or I'll come up to the north pole myself and beat your fat ass all up and down the ice, okay?)
() been kissed under a mistletoe (heart sinking feeling)
() watched the sun rise with someone you care about (GODDAMMIT THESE QUESTIONS NEVER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(x) blown bubbles (lessons are 25 cents)
() made a bonfire on the beach (You suck. all of you)
() crashed a party (I plan on doing so during Highschool and actually bringing GOOD music to these suckfests.)
(x) gone rollerskating (everyone has. But have you gone DISCO SKATING?!?!?!?! I have.)
() had a wish come true (oh, the heartwarming tale of.. NO!)
() worn pearls (fuck off, you sick perverts.)
() ate dog/cat food (sickos!)
(x) sang in the shower (All the time, my friend, and if you don't, you suck cock.)
() have a little black dress (Oh yes. I have a black dress. Very common for guys to wear black dresses, don't you think?)
() had a dream that you married someone (Wow. Even I'm not that sad. And that's saying something.)
(x) glued your hand to something (tables, my other hand, my cock, you name it, I've done it.)
() got your tongue stuck to a flag pole (This is something that only exists in 'A Christmas Story', a movie from the 80's which is THE BEST MOVIE DISNEY HAS EVER MADE.)
() kissed a fish (REally, do these questions just get more and more perverted?)
() been a cheerleader (nope. DEFINITELY NOT. UH-UH. NOPE. NO WAY.)
(x) sat on a roof top (It's so cool.)
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs (You should do that often.)
() done a one-handed cartwheel (what? Fuck that.)
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (Oh my god.... I can't imagine that.)
(x) stayed up all night (fell asleep during the day, but yeah.)
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree (my great-grandma had an apple tree.)
(x) climbed a tree (kind of...)
(x) had a tree house (yeah, but I didn't build it. It came with our last house.)
() are scared to watch scary movies alone (a new level of cowardice.)
(x) believed in ghosts (and I still do, bitch.)
() have more then 30 pairs of shoes (wow. NO)
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say (it's called "what I wear every day".)
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (lots of fun, it is.)
() broken a bone (not yet. It would be cool though. And painful.)
(x) been easily amused (I always am. You just have been trying the wrong things to amuse me with.)
(x) caught a fish then ate it (not all of it, in fact, barely any because I hate seafood)
() caught a butterfly (no. Just no.)
(x) laughed so hard you cried (YES IT KICKS SO MUCH ASS. You have tears coming out of your eyes from laughter, it's a beautiful thing. Like death or a Primus concert.)
() cried so hard you laughed (hopeless romantics, fuck off.)
(x) cheated on a test (everyone has, and if you haven't, you're lying.)
() have a Britney Spears CD ( I WILL KILL ANYONE THAT DOES)
(x) forgotten someone's name (yes, quite often do I.)
() french braided someone's hair (If I knew how, I'd do myself.)
(x) been to any other countries besides yours (a lot. VERY MANY.)
(x) had serious surgery (what do you consider serious? I'm getting teeth removed in a few weeks, and I had a non-malignant tumor removed from my wrist a few months ago.)
(x) gone out in public in your pyjamas (it rules. Just like 'The Dude'.)
() kissed a stranger>-\
>(done either of these=YOU ARE A WHORE)
() hugged a stranger>-/
() been arrested (no, I don't intend to.)
(x) had alcohol (don't drink regularly though, or ever for that matter. Isolated incident.)
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator (HA! You thought you'd get off in a minute? guess again, fuckface!)
(x) swore at your parents (I swear at everyone you motherfucking piece of shit cocksucker.)
() kicked a guy where it hurts (basically anywhere. It hurts if you kick someone no matter where it is, dumbass.)
() been close to love (GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(x) been to a casino (gambling=GOOD)
() skinny-dipped (no such luck.)
() saw a therapist/counsellor (Why? You sad after you got dumped and you can't kill yourself with ibuprofen? Boohoo, bitch.
() done the splits (Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.)
() played spin the bottle (if I tried, everyone would leave. Too risky. ASSHOLES)
(x) gotten stitches (wrist)
() drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour (No, I'm not a complete freak.)
() bitten someone (the lowest form of fighting)
() been to Niagara Falls (it's cool, but no.)
(x) gotten the chicken pox (missed a field trip in 1st grade for it.)
() crashed into a friend's car
(x) been to Japan (for a day or so.)
(x) ridden in a taxi (I lived in Hong Kong for half my life. Of course I did.)
() been fired (I've heard a lot of people get jobs (not paper routes or detassling, JOBS) at 14. It's not illegal, no!)
(x) lied to a friend (I lie to everyone.)
() had a crush on a teacher (perverts.)
() celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans (no. sadly, no...)
(x) been to Europe (London kicks ass.)
() been to Africa (I'd like to, it'd be cool)
(x) driven interstate (yeah. Who hasn't?)
() been skiing (no thanks.)
() met someone in person from the internet (I'm not that net-nerdish)
() been to a moto-cross show (no, but that gives me an idea...)
() lost a child (nope.)
() had a crush on someone you shouldn't (I hate these relationship questions. Keep reminding me of my failures. I don't mind, no.)
(x) own an ipod (sweet)
() own an mp3 player (iPods have more space and better value for that space.)
() fancy someone on your contact list (no. Just no. That's all I'm saying to relationship questions that don't piss me off exceptionally.)
() kissed a girl (FUCK OFF YOU FUCKERS!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
() kissed a boy (no desire to, thanks.)
() fainted (not really, have come close to it though.)
() purposely set a part of yourself on fire (wow, real pyros question)
() questioned your heart (no. It's never lied to me before, asshat.)
() been obsessed with post-it notes (what?!)
(x) cried yourself to sleep (I do so all the time.)
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (again, all the time.)
() jumped off a bridge (suicidal losers.)
() kissed a mirror (Not that desparate yet.)
() been told you're hot by a complete stranger (no, and I'll never be told that by anyone. Truthfully, I mean.)

This isn't totally making fun of them, as you might have noticed, but writing editorials on life and bitching about my romantic life or lack thereof. Here's another one.

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	You'd like to know, wouldn't you?
Birthday:	6/6/66
Birthplace:	Urbana, IL (FUCKIN A)
Current Location:	Hong Kong (FUCKIN A)
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'5 or 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed:	I write with my right hand but i __________ with my left. Fill in the blank.
Your Heritage:	SCOTTISH ACH!!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today:	N/A, sitting around Hong Kong house
Your Weakness:	Women
Your Fears:	Women
Your Perfect Pizza:	Women
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Women
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	Fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Fuck, I'm not having sex with Pam Anderson.
Your Best Physical Feature:	My ____. I'm too partial, so you decide.
Your Bedtime:	what's that?
Your Most Missed Memory:	Having a girlfriend. Oh wait...
Pepsi or Coke:	RC
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Hardee's
Single or Group Dates:	N/A
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	what? Iced tea sucks.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Swirl, bitch.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	HOT CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKER!
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	Fuck no, why the fuck would I fucking swear? Fuck.
Do you Sing:	yes
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes
Have you Been in Love:	0110101000010111110101000101011101010100101010101111
Do you want to go to College:	Yes
Do you want to get Married:	11010101001010101000101010101000101011111010101010010101000010101110
Do you belive in yourself:	Yes, I'm not some kind of Emo bitch.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Occasionally
Do you think you are Attractive:	YES, I'M A SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, HE'S A SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB SEX BOMB
Are you a Health Freak:	Fuck no, I ate a fry off the mall floor once.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes, they're erotic
Do you play an Instrument:	Drums, bitch.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	no
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	yes, it rules
How do you want to Die:	not by burial alive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	god
What country would you most like to Visit:	pamela anderson's vagina
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	34gt4rgt43gerb trgbgftg1010gr01010000001010101111010101010101010000`1010102
Favourite Hair Color:	00101011101010101010100101000000101010dcv111rcf010101010101010000`1010102
Short or Long Hair:	001010111sd01010101010100101000000101010113wefrc3441010101010101010000`1010102
Height:	00101011101010101010100101000000er101011110bsf10101fbv010101010000`1010102
Weight:	001010111010101010101001010000001010g5gt f34wectf11010101010101010000`1010102
Best Clothing Style:	cr234rc 234xrwefr
Number of Drugs I have taken:	3w2er23fr4gbv5rbntrb4g45txd4rtrbtrbvtfrv
Number of CDs I own:	vtrg45j77y6jhny76njtnjrehntrhjyu,p;;./ol,
Number of Piercings:	erg43e78n76nm67yji76cfdfcerfrcdsvf
Number of Tattoos:	gbvfrbhhtjn57j5n3ybhui57ju76sgdfgda
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	trhjn76jn7ftrbtrbtrfbfverc4xxdccxcxcrxcccrrcgfr
Don't suck, - or - KICK ASS!

Tales from beyond god...

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 15:45:26 GMT

Hello everybody, decided to keep in touch via that wonderful thing otherwise known as the internet. It has come to my attention that people are using my account via trillian's auto-login and saved passwords. They've all been disabled, as this is a volatile environment, but anything a bit out of the ordinary is probably not me. Anyway, I saw a guy with a Che jacket at McDonald's, which leads me to believe that there's a totally superficial lack of meaning to Che's figure in Hong Kong. On further investigation, I've decided that the che picture, noted here:
means absolutely

JACK SHIT ANYMORE.

Che guevara was portrayed in many gay films, including, but not limited to: "El 'Che' Guevara"(1968), "Che!"(1969), "Evita"(1996), "Hasta la victoria siempre"(1999), (most notably) "The Motorcycle Diaries"(2004), and "Che: The Movie"(beginning gay production 2005).

I mean, Che's image used to mean something. Then, after "The Motorcycle Diaries" came out, it became fashionable to feign an interest in Che to appeal to the college hippie crowd. Che's image is also constantly mocked, as we can see here:

here:

and, my favorite, here:

The last one symbolizes how Che has become such a wedge in pop culture, something he HATED. He hated capitalism. He was a Marxist leader and a revolutionary, and he deserves better than this:

Yes, you have just seen Che's supposed "free thinking" used to move merchandise. Every time you see a person with a Che shirt in an area that marxists wouldn't go, flip them off. if they flip you the bird one as well, kick their pussy asses and make them cry home to their rich-ass mommy and daddy.

sing my mantra:

Oh, Che.../
you mean nothing at all anymore/
along the way/
you've been turned into an unwilling corporate whore/
but now I see/
even if it's trendy/
fuck you/
and your revolution too/
you worked with castro/
now total assholes/
like yourself/
full of rebellion/
full of wealth/
it's all that I can see/
but more than you can hope to be/
because you suck so bad.

I realize some of these images are big. If you are pissed because my blog is a long load, fuck off. I'm wasting LiveJournal's bandwidth here.

Who wants to argue with me? Obviously many of you will. See you then, drop me a line and tell me I'm an asshole. you dumb, dumb, bastards. Bye.

HAHAHA I'm GOING TO HONG KONG, PIG FUCKERS!

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 02:56:34 GMT

And I won't be using the internet, so you can all fuck right off. Hell yeah. I'm gone for a month, pig fuckers and Jizz masters! HAHA, I'm insane. just kidding about the vulgar insults. But I'm gone for a month with none of you, so kick ass.

Hong Kong Thursday

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:06:57 GMT

Just letting you all know I'm going to Hong Kong Thursday. If you want to, oh say, see me, or repent for your sins, before I leave for over a month, between now and Wednesday is the appropriate time (have to get ready Wednesday). I'll leave at least one other update before I leave, if for no other reason, than to give you all a "kind" farewell before I leave you all behind to play XBox and paintball and go around Hong Kong for a week and rub it in your little pussy faces. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm done. Yep, I've got it sweet. Except for that whole "girlfriend" thing, but fuck that, my hand works. If I get a tennis elbow, I'm fucked, though.

Brand name clothes are the stupidest fucking idea ever to have been created by man.

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 20:40:48 GMT

You heard it here, folks, brand name clothes are for little idiots who got ripped off and generally suck.

Holy shit. Not only is this made for anorexic crack whores who have visits regularly to the emergency room after breaking their back from fucking their jock boyfriend, it's ADVERTISEMENT. That's right,

You're paying the company upwards of 20 dollars to advertise for them.

and I refuse to wear anything that makes me a walking billboard. Nike, Abercrombie and Fitch, Reebok, Hollister, American Eagle, J Crew, ALL of them are targeted towards corporate whores, waiting to sell themselves to the company. Behold! The average prep(scientific name: snobbius assholite): "My identity is so wrapped up in what I buy at the mall, that if I don't shop at these particular stores, I'll be alienated by my friends." Wow. Feel free to live your life that way, and be a fucking idiot. Yes, in fact, contnue to pay $25 for a shirt made in Bangladesh by wage slaves that cost the company $1 or so to make, if not less. Continue to be a guy that shops at Abercrombie and thinks he's not gay, in fact, on the contrary, calls people who are perfectly hetero and shop at hetero stores "gay" or "faggots". They call computer nerds "fags". Oh yes, sitting at a desk and typing is incredibly gay compared to showering with guys and patting their asses after the big game. The fact is,

EVERYONE with a penis who shops at a preppy store is gay. FACT.

(I've gotten some feedback on this comment. At the risk of losing friends, I won't rephrase this. This is my opinion, and you're entitled to yours, which may differ from mine.(But mine is right in my eyes, as yours is right in yours.))

Honestly, go on, fooling yourself. Driving your SUVs, sucking the corporate cock, wearing your girlfriend like a trophy. Maybe some day, preps will see the damage they did, and decide to apologize, or do something, anyway. Like suicide.

I FUCKING HATE PREPS!!!!!!!!!!(but not in the way that I would kill them. Even though they deserve it.)

-God

Newsflash:

THIS JUST IN!

I DO NOT wear brand name clothes OF ANY KIND.

Get over it.

Dammit Otto, you have lupids!

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 02:23:37 GMT

That's right, if people are calling obesity a disease and alcoholism a disease, I'm going to start treating other diseases like alcoholism and obesity.

"Ha Ha, there goes the kid with cancer! Ha Ha!"

Who the fuck decided these were diseases? They're self control problems. Seriously, fuck off if you think alcoholism or obesity is a disease. YOu're wrong, and you should be shot and spunked on by a mad prison inmate.(silence of the lambs)

The Longest Yard: Not a total piece of shit.

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 06:59:36 GMT

To my dismay, The Longest Yard was indeed NOT a total piece of shit. Though I had some minor gripes about its lack of originality and remakes of old sports movies as a growing trend, it was decent. I'm sure it has more swearing than the original, which is always good. Hell, swearing is one of the most beautiful things on the fucking planet. I can't stand people who say it's "cussing". What the fuck kind of bullshit word is "cuss"? Anyway, back to The Longest Yard. It was quite a decent movie, with backstabbing bullshit going down. The Caretaker, the guy who smuggles shit to people (Played by Chris Rock) was a hilariously racist motherfucker. THe guards pissed me off half the fucking movie, especially when they were calling some of the inmates "niggers" (by the way, if you're offended by the word "nigger", you shouldn't read my sentences that have the word "nigger" in them, as few as there are, because I don't use the word "nigger". If I do, it's a quote.). I hated the part where the rat bastard sold out the inmates to kill Crewe, (Adam Sandler, finally starring in a movie that's not about a hometown idiot, a refreshing change of pace) only to have The Caretaker killed when he was smuggling in a framed picture of Crewe. There was a great tension to see between the inmates and guards, and having Crewe confess to shaving points in an NFL game. He was also throwing the game between the inmates and guards in the second half, leading the team to be pissed at him. Having him play basketball against the black inmates to get some good runners on their team (by the way, any racism in my post is completely derived from the movie. Don't give me your hatemail, PC fuckers.) and getting pummeled was another highlight, having Nelly (I don't know any characters' names besides Crewe and the Caretaker) join simply because he could take that kind of abuse in a non-contact sport.

All in all, You shouldn't have read my post if you didn't want spoilers. It's your fault.

Oh yeah, and 3 stars out of 4.

(for reference, Lords of Dogtown was a 3 1/2, and Star Wars: Episode III was a 1. The Best Movie Ever, Clerks, was a 4.)

I've been "tagged"!

Thu, 09 Jun 2005 00:43:19 GMT

Well, it appears that I've been "tagged". Sorry to people who are playing this, but I hate this website and do as little as possible to participate outside of commenting and posting updates. my deepest sympathies, but I just don't like this site. I'm here to protest. Look at my earlier posts if you think I'm a hypocrite. They will explain it. I just hate emo blogs. Nothing against the rest of you. Well, some, but they're the ones who put those retarded blogthings up. Other than emo people and blogthingers, I have nothing against any of you.

I don't play like that, foo!

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 00:59:51 GMT

Your (insert random personality defining trait) is:

Who

The

Fuck

Cares?

What Kind of Dumbass are you?

Seriously. I'm sick of these stupid "blogthings". They may be the most retarded idea ever. People who put these in their blogs are generally retards from the ages of 1-10 and have no idea what they're doing. There is no doubt that if I were that stupid, I would put them up too.

But really, who thinks that they can simply copy and paste HTML and expect it to give some insight as to who that person actually is? Really, it takes knowing people. I'm sick of the bullshit like, "Oh my god, your boobs are named Hank and Aaron? OMFG THAT'S SO WEIRD!!! LOLFLROFLLAMO". Seriously, I need no shitty quizzes to clarify my stance on issues. Does it matter which religious figure I am? Here's a quiz idea: "How likely is it that you will post this in your blog and have people respond with such comments as "OMFGOMFG! taht's exactly what i got! OMFG We hook up so perfectly! :D"?"

Me, blogthings are retarded. FUCK THEM.

aah. Stressed...

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 17:48:02 GMT

I had such a bad day... I went to school and my teacher said "find the area of the trapezoid" and I was like, "Aren't there smart people to do that?" I don't need to find the area when smart ppl will do it.. I'm just gna end up not going 2 college. I don't need all that preshure. Later the lunch was like cold when I got to the line, so I was rlly sad... :,( . After schl,I was pissed, and I went to hang out with my frnds, tehy were smokin crack and I said I didn't want any, but they made me, 'cause otherwise I wouldn't be their freind anymore. It was great, though, I saw all kinds of sht... I went home at like 10, and my mom was all piseed, god... she cut off half of my allowance, so now I only have $25 a week...

OMG... I'm gonna go smoke some weed.

Over and out, you stupid emo fucks!

Ugh... Episode III was a piece of shit, and a waste of my money and time.

Thu, 26 May 2005 23:27:03 GMT

Wow. Episode III, the worst installment of Star Wars since, well, Episode II, is SMASHING box office records. Never mind that it's a steaming pile of llama testicles and horse semen. What the fuck was the script on this? I can imagine it. "Anakin and Obi-Wan enter, in starship, while we confuse the audience, let the plot go to hell, and overplay the graphics. Continue blinding the eye-candy addicted audience with random shit inevitably cheapening the overall plot of the series."

Wow. Now that's ambitious. I've heard all kinds of raving about this movie, but come on. In the end it's simply eye candy. And I hate it. FUCK EPISODE III.

And It's not over...

according to http://www.moviehole.net , "He says he's finished, but like a two-year-old on the Loo - has he really?

George Lucas tells a scooper for Cinescape that in the back of his noggin' he has an idea for another add-on to the "Star Wars" movie series : A prequel to "The Phantom Menace".

Nope, not the adventures of young Jar Jar Binks building an underwater haven - but the tales of the Jedi regaining control of the universe from the many Dark Lords some 88 years before Anakin Skywalker's bowl cut ever graced the earth.

Yoda - who was instrumental in the effort - would apparently have a headlining role.

Granted, Lucas, now 60, says he won't be captaining such a ship if it ever happens though. What's the bet FOX is going to lock him in a room, tie him to a chair and request he does anyway though?

Personally, I say go the sequel route - earring adorned Harrison Ford back as vest wearing Solo, whiny Skywalker training Jedi Tykes, C3P0 getting into trouble at Mardis Gras - much more interesting : and Hey, we've already got "Knights of the Old Republic" the video-game to serve as background info on the pre-Anakin days.

Meanwhile, "Revenge of the Sith" hogs the screen at every multiplex and is making quite a packet in doing so - it's now one of the biggest films ever. Yep, bypassed "Mannequin" about five minutes into it's first screening."

Like a two-year-old on the Loo. Funny, because that's what Episode III looks like it was directed by. Seriously, watch movies that look BAD. they usually have better story. case in point: Office Space, Clerks, They Live. (The whole Matrix series was good. I don't give a fuck what anyone says. They just can't think philosophically.)

Much better movies out there. 1 and a half stars, from God.

-brought to you by Geo-to the rizzuggg!(making fun of wiggers)

something interesting.

Sun, 22 May 2005 20:55:25 GMT

WHY the fuck do blogs have spaces where you can put your mood or what music you're listening to? Honestly, I will take apart these problems one by one.

Mood- What the fuck?! Isn't the whole point of one of these retarded things to tell people how you feel in THE BODY of the blog? for Example:

Emo motherfucker's blog: OMG I had a bad day.... I feel so sad, I smoked a pound of weed and cut my wrists and blacked my eyes, so I can fall asleep tonight, or die.

Current Mood:

Confused reader: OMFG she didn't put her mood! I can't tell from the text in the fucking blog wh4t the m00d is. I can't decipher what Emo motehrfucker feels like! AAAAHOMFGLIKETHISD035N0TC0mPu73.

Speaks for itself.

Music- who the fuck cares what music you were listening to? Yeah, I don't hate you enough already because of the blog and your whining. I need to know you're listening to Boulevard Of Broken Dreams to be pissed off. This makes no sense. I did hate your blog, but now I'll like you because you listen to rage against the machine? Fuck you. Rage kicks the piss out of anyone who has ever written a blog, myself included.

On topic, why do people post results to stupid fucking tests on their blogs? What Boyband are you? The Emo blogging boyband? fuck off. What Harry Potter Character are you? The fucking troll. The only difference is you cry, smoke, and cut yourself.

Personality quiz: you are STUPID.
Stupid people tend to mix well with druggies and Emo kids. your lucky numbers are 37, 69, and 1337.

In the topic, astrology is stupid. Stupid as shit. The stars determine my future. Yeah fucking right.

See you on the flip side the west side-u-eeeuh.

The only not anti blog thing worth mentioning.

Tue, 17 May 2005 21:58:58 GMT

Team America: World Police DVDs are out today. If you don't have one yet, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!? GO GET ONE! It's much better than this shitty site, I promise. i suppose while I'm at it, I should type some sort of anti-blog thing... ahem.
Blogs' quality is highly deficient of the standards to which i have grown accustomed. Usually on the internet, better things are out there than blogs. 99% of the time, there is, and the other 1% is when there's a mass server outage nationwide and the only site left is this one or something like xanga or that shit. If you are writing a serious blog about your day, your life, and your problems, shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear you. what if you went to a THERAPIST and talked about this shit. Ever heard of that, a therapist? It's basically like writing a blog, except they're professional, they fix problems quicker, and they don't have an IQ of 37.(and If you don't get that joke, you're even stupider.) Basically, I can sum up what I'm trying to say to livejournal people, but it definitely won't be easy... ooh, let's see...

BLOGS ARE FOR FAGS! OMFGLOLLOLR0XX0RZ 2 ME TOTALLY 1F y0u 5p34k 1n 1337 u r k001.

Know what I find cool? Hating LiveJournal.

Sat, 14 May 2005 02:10:20 GMT

Apparently, there have been no comments, meaning few people(if any) have read mine. I, frankly, DO NOT CARE. Whether people take notice or not, this is irony and genius. Why you suck is explainable by a wathematical theorem:

(S^U=Q) That means that the system of a website to the power of its users determines overall quality.

Why suckiness derives from this is simple. It sucks to have this shitty site, being utilized by shitty users. Therefore the site will be shitty. That is one of the fundamentals of my new class, teachable over AIM for FREE!(geoguy91) This class will be available for beginners in non-literal mathematics who cease to realize these theorems are 100% accurate and can be applied to any site. If you would like further explanation but lack AIM, fuck you. AIM is critical to understanding key mathematical tendencies. I can and will find a way to make a mathematical proof based on my theory.

Back on topic, the system of LiveJournal is shit,(only 15 characters for username)leaving it a -8 out of 10 suckiness rating, and the users are for the most part lacking in grammar, common sense, social skills, a life, and good taste in music. They also seem to have an addiction to placing results to idiotic tests on webpages. I would give them a -10(not higher, as not to be a dumbass like those on Newgrounds who say "If I could give this an 11, I would!" That's nice, asshole, but this isn't Spinal Tap. so 8 to the 10th is an amazingly low -1,073,741,824 website rating. For the retards on this site, and I'm sure there are many, that's negative one billion, seventy-three million, seven hundred and forty one thousand, eight hundred and twenty four. In comparison, that's about as many cuts you have on your arm from attempted suicides. In comparison to a site, say, Newgrounds, which has a 5 system rating above average, and -3 in the "crappy users" category, which is tricky, but somewhere in the air of 5^-3, which is eight thousandths in the "good" range. If a site does not support users, the content is judged. In effect: Maddox, who comes in at a staggering positive 1,073,741,824 website rating.

This system is complex, but you will grow to accept it. In the meantime, I'll write a program on calculator for my amazing system.

-see you later.

bad day....

Thu, 12 May 2005 03:41:21 GMT

OMG I had a horribl day today. I woke up at 6 and had to go to school as 7, so I only had like an hour to get dresses and everything. Then I got to school and my teacher asked to find x if x*2+5=16(which, btw, was x=7.5. I don't get half numbers.) I couldn't do it, so I told her to fuck off. I was in refocus till lunch, and I cant believe this shit. It's so unfair, I'm 14, I should be able to have sex and swear and do drugs if I want. I hated P.E, so when I got home, I felt sad. I smoked some weed and woke up a few hours later. I was still sad, so I cut myself with a razor. I'm so sad... :(

-Do you see how easy it is to sound like a whiny emo fuck?

Live Journal is for emo pussies and dumbshit whiners.

Tue, 10 May 2005 22:04:45 GMT

What the title said. I've read a few LiveJournals, and being the ironic bastard that I am, I've begun the greatest name for a LiveJournal account ever: ihtelvjournal91. It means "I hate LiveJournal 1991" for dumbfucks who may be reading this... The reason it's not "I hatelivejournal91", the way it was intended to be, is in itself a compact of the shitty LiveJournal system. So why, you may wonder, did I start a LiveJournal account? I felt that the only way to kill the beast was from within. I hate LiveJournal so much, I'm working on a song called "I hate LiveJournal/ Maddox Kicks Your Grandma in the Balls". Also, I'm slightly proliferated on the internet throughout forums on independent websites as geoguy91. My personal favorites go down to Camp Chaos and AntiClockClock. I've decided that occasionally, I will mock an average entry on LiveJournal to piss people off and to keep you reminded that I hate this fucking site. I hate the Emo pussies on this site who whine about how much they got dumped three years ago, so now they have to stay in reclusion, cut themselves, and smoke massive amounts of weed. Emo motherfuckers shouldn't be on the internet, not just because they'll post their half-ass penny ante opinions on LiveJournal, but they proliferate. I've seen people piss about on forums. Those fucks are not only sad, they're stupid. A blog is where you bitch. Blogs are the most retarded idea ever, because it's not like a journal you can show to one or two people, this is PUBLIC DOMAIN. Wake the fuck up. I thought long about joining LiveJournal, and I decided that this site, though shit, houses a lot of Emo motherfuckers I might be able to convince to to stay the fuck out of public and California.(I live in Illinois, but I hate going to UC Berkley and seeing nothing but hippies and Emo motherfuckers. Liberals ARE NOT hippies. If you get them confused I will kill you. Hippies' stance is that weed is good. Liberals think about things.)

-That's today's PSA, brought to you by: Wondershowzen!